What the heck do they mean? They can’t be serious! WTF! The following signs either make no sense at all or can be classified as absolute moronic! For goodness sake what idiot believes there should be a warning sign not to eat gum out of a toilet or even worse, not to test drive condoms in the shop before buying? It’s like telling hotel guests not to use the hair dryer in the shower.
If these signs are really necessary then God help us, because the chances of surviving being that stupid are very slim! Some of the signs are totally hilarious as well, I hope you have a good laugh, enjoy and please don’t forget to share!
1. Of course we knew!
2. I won’t tell you again! Don’t swallow the coat hanger!
3. Save the tomatoes.
4. How about my old couch!
5. Make up your mind!
6. Excuse me is this the men’s toilet?
7. Better keep your pets indoor!
8. What kind of person wouldn’t like ducks?
9. Recession must be pretty bad if they start selling their kids!
10. What an opportunistic little cat!
11. That will be a pretty empty restaurant I’d say!
12. Better wear a helmet!
13. This is probably near a special needs school!
14. What they actually mean is: No sex on the pavement!
15. Smells fishy to me!
16. That also smells fishy to me!
17. In other words, they crap on you!
18. Strange, most of the time no bra means more service!
19. Are you serious! Since when?
20. You’ve got to be pretty desperate wanting to do this!
21. Please do not feed your children to the crocodiles! Our crocs are on a strict diet!
22. Then I’ll try Avis!
23. That’s pretty radical isn’t it!
24. I’ve got no idea what they’re trying to tell you here, but you better beware!
25. In plain English: No boners on the bus!
26. I wonder what could be in that box!
27. Redneck garage sale!
28. That’s perfectly good gum!
29. Yogi Bear joined the para troopers!
30. No more getting high on Oreos in the library!
31. Better wear a condom!
32. Thank God I’m a country boy!
33. Puppies are cool!
34. Especially the waffles part is very disturbing!
35. No smoking it is!
36. How perverted can you be!
37. No try, no buy!
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